NYCrainbow6

I WANTED TO DO THIS YAY!

Here are my questions from Shadowslide.

1. If you were a guardian, (or villain), from Rise of the Guardians, what would you be?

TOTALLY JACK FROST CUZ HES LIKE HOT AND STUFF AND REALLY GOOD WITH KIDS and also has a magical staff *suggestive eyebrow wiggle*

2. Keep calm and...

Poop the rainbow.

3. What's your nickname?

I haz none -_-

4. Who's your favorite character from any book or movie? (Can also be your own)

It depends on the day. Seriously though. Today its Fred Weasley.

5. If you had a superhero name, what would it be?

Captain Giggle Pants.

6. How do you spell happiness?

aych ay pee pee iye en ee ess ess.

7. What is the meaning of cheese?

The absolute value of goat poop and horizontal chopped liver.

8. Are you happy with your gender?

Duhhhhhyup yup

9. Look! A thing!

TIS A THING INDUBITABLY!

10. What's your favorite food? I'm hungry...

Clearly cheese.

Very important stuff.

Firstly, I miss you guys!! It has literally been way too long. I have been relatively uncreative since I have started at my University. And the only time I'm really online these days is to read fan-fiction. Oh well. I am here now!!

Secondly, do you, or DO YOU love my new journal???? Its freaking Star Wars for crying out loud.

Thirdly, and most importantly, I have started writing. This time, I think the story will be one that I might actually see through till the end. Well, I technically have two, but one is not going to be going up for a while, I still have much to do with that one. This story, however, is going to be submitted on a continual basis. I must warn you though, that it has very suggestive and dark content, so if you are uncomfortable with macabre, I suggest you not read it.

Fourthly, (I know this is long haha) I want to tell you guys that if you have ANY questions about me or what I do, feel free to ask me. I will most likely answer with as much honesty as my pride allows

I love you all, and thank you so very much for sticking with me despite my tendencies to go missing for long periods of time and such. Without you guys, I probably would not still be doing what I do.

Much love,
NYCrainbow6

Dear Rejectedream,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your apartment and drive out Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I will never forget the apartment building.
Greeting to your freaky family,
NYCrainbow6



The Original:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,
-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - F**k off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family